Kathleen and Ethan are away for a couple of days so it's just Jaden (our 2 year old) and I and my goal was to convert her into a Daddy's girl.
So...she was eating oatmeal and had a tray in front of her. I went upstairs, came back down and she was slumped over in her chair.
"Jaden?"
No response.
I give her arm a tap.
Nothing.
Slaps cheek. "JADEN."
Panicking, I open her mouth, open her clenched teeth and do a finger sweep to see of she was choking and she cried. She wasn't choking - SHE WAS ASLEEP.
Yup, I slapped and stuck my finger down the throat of a sleeping 2 year old.
Operation Daddy's Girl has hit a snag.
She screamed for Mommy for 10 minutes. I did too.
2 comments:
FUNNY! Poor girl. Poor daddy.
Oh that's terrible!
And yet, only because she's fine, very funny!
We all have those epic parenting fail moments. Welcome to our cult!
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